Zoo jokes
Saturday, January 20th, 2007Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my
elephants”
Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
Zoo
Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”
Archive for January, 2007
Zoo jokes
Saturday, January 20th, 2007A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how
ferocious
and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a
serious
expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out
of his
cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said
expectantly. “What bus should I take
home?” the boy finished.
Zoo jokes
Saturday, January 20th, 2007You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do
you?
No. They can’t afford the admission.
Zoo jokes
Saturday, January 20th, 2007Zoo visitor: What’s the new
baby hippo’s
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell
me.
Zoo jokes
Friday, January 19th, 2007Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
said,
“Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?”
“Yes,”
replied Dracula, “have lots of giraffes.”
Zoo jokes
Friday, January 19th, 2007Come on, Fred,
I’ll take you to the zoo. If
the zoo wants me, let them come and get
me!
Yo momma jokes
Friday, January 19th, 2007Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group
hugs!
Yo momma jokes
Friday, January 19th, 2007yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
watch 60 seconds.
Yo momma jokes
Friday, January 19th, 2007yo
mama’s teeth are so yellow that when
she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo momma jokes
Friday, January 19th, 2007yo
mama’s teeth so yellow that when she
smiles everyone sings, “i got
sunshine on a cloudy day”…..