Waiter jokes
Sunday, December 31st, 2006What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
The waiter.
Archive for December, 2006
Waiter jokes
Sunday, December 31st, 2006Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: So laugh, sir.
Waiter jokes
Sunday, December 31st, 2006Waiter, waiter! There’s a mosquito in my
soup.
Don’t worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
Waiter jokes
Sunday, December 31st, 2006I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!
Waiter jokes
Sunday, December 31st, 2006Waiter,
waiter, this lobster’s only got
one claw.
It must have been in a fight, sir.
Then bring me the
winner.
Waiter jokes
Sunday, December 31st, 2006“Waiter, waiter,there’s a hand in my
soup.”
“That’s not your soup, sir, that’s your finger bowl.”
Waiter jokes
Sunday, December 31st, 2006Waiter,
waiter! There’s a wasp in my
dessert.
So that’s where they go to in the winter.
Waiter jokes
Sunday, December 31st, 2006Customer: Do you have
bacon and eggs on the
menu:
Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
Waiter jokes
Sunday, December 31st, 2006Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn’t
come in and closed you up?
Waiter: They’re afraid to eat
here.
Waiter jokes
Sunday, December 31st, 2006Customer: How long must I wait
for that
turtle soup I ordered?
Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.