School jokes
Thursday, November 30th, 2006Teacher : Can’t you retain anything in your
head overnight ?
Pupil : Of course, I’ve had this cold in my head
for two days !
Archive for November, 2006
School jokes
Thursday, November 30th, 2006What
do French pupils say after finishing
their school dinners ?
Mercy !
School jokes
Thursday, November 30th, 2006Mother: What was the first thing you learned in
class ?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
School jokes
Thursday, November 30th, 2006How do bees get to
school ?
By school
buzz !
School jokes
Thursday, November 30th, 2006Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in
just
one day ?
Pupil: I get up early !
School jokes
Thursday, November 30th, 2006Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning
?
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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Thursday, November 30th, 2006Mother: How do you
like your new teacher
?
Son: I don’t. She told me to sit up the front for the present and
then
she didn’t give me one !
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Thursday, November 30th, 2006Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
Son:
Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X’s on my test paper
!
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Thursday, November 30th, 2006Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds
there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February…!
School jokes
Thursday, November 30th, 2006Teacher: This is the third
time I’ve had
to tell you off this week, what have you got to say
about
that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday !