Pig jokes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006What do you call a pig who overacts?
A ham
ham.
Archive for October, 2006
Pig jokes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006What do you call a pig with good table manners?
Sick.
Pig jokes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon!
Pig jokes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006What do you call a pig with no legs?
A
groundhog!
Pig jokes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006What do you call a pig with the flu?
A swine
swine.
Pig jokes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?
A hog hog.
Pig jokes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?
Crashing boars.
Pig jokes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006What do you call the story of The Three Little
Pigs?
A pig tail!
Pig jokes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
Rub
him with oinkment.
Pig jokes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006What do you get when you cross a pig with a
canary?
I don’t know, but when it sits on your electric wire and
sings, all
your lights go out