King Kong jokes
Thursday, August 31st, 2006If King Kong came to England why would he
live in the Tower of London?
Because he’s a beef-eater.
Archive for August, 2006
King Kong jokes
Thursday, August 31st, 2006What business is King Kong in?
Monkey
business.
King Kong jokes
Thursday, August 31st, 2006What would you get if you crossed King Kong
with a
skunk?
I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a
bus!
King Kong jokes
Thursday, August 31st, 2006Where does
King Kong sleep?
Anywhere
he wants to.
King Kong jokes
Thursday, August 31st, 2006What should you do if you are on a picnic
with
King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas.
King Kong jokes
Thursday, August 31st, 2006What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
kitchen?
Just don’t monkey with him.
King Kong jokes
Thursday, August 31st, 2006What do you get if King Kong sits on
your best friend?
A flat mate.
King Kong jokes
Thursday, August 31st, 2006What do you get if King Kong sits on your
piano?
A flat note.
King Kong jokes
Thursday, August 31st, 2006What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.
King Kong jokes
Thursday, August 31st, 2006Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you
can tell him apart from a gooseberry.