Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse:
Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Archive for July, 2006
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse
Trek”
Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006How did the instructor try to make horse riding
enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006How do jockeys determine which
racehorses
are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two
pairs of stilts!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under
each hoof!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots
of carrots.
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006How do you make a small fortune out of
horses?
Start off with a large fortune!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006How much money did the bronco have?
Only a
buck!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a
pail of water?
Jockey and Jill!