Funny Jokes at Jokes Village

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
first
time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand
Emir
was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries,
cheeses,
salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his
manservant Abdul to
fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would
scamper off and
return with a glass of water, but then came the
time when he returned
empty-handed. Abdul, you son of an ugly camel,
where is my water?
demanded the Grand Emir. A thousand pardons, O
Illustrious One, stammered the
wretched Abdul, white man sit on
well.

Q: What’s the motto of the
Polish
Solidarity Union?
A: Every man for himself.

Q: What’s delaying the Polish space

program?
A: Development of a working match.

Q: What happens when a Polak
doesn’t pay
his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.

Q: What happened to the Polish National

Library?
A: Someone stole the book.

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a

Polak is there?
A: He’s the one with a duck.

Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to
have
only 4 children?
A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of
every five babies born
in the world today is Chinese.

Q: How do you get a Polak out of the
bath
tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap
a
child?
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write
a ransom
letter.

Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
the flagpole?
A: He varnished into thin air!