Funny Jokes at Jokes Village

Do molecular biologists
wear designer
genes?

Q: what’s a biologists definition of a
graph
A: an animal with a long neck

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To
get to the chick across the street!

Late one night, a burglar
broke into a house
he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but
suddenly he froze in his tracks
when he heard a loud voice say:
“Jesus is watching you!”

Silence returned to the house, so the
burglar crept forward again.

“Jesus is watching you,” the voice
boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened.
Frantically, he
looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a
bird cage and in the cage
was a parrot.

He asked the parrot:
“Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes”, said the
parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the
parrot: “What’s
your name?”

“Clarence,” said the bird.

“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot

named you Clarence?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who
named the Rottweiller
Jesus.”

How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his
feathers are combed over to one side.

What do you get if you
cross a nun and a
chicken?
A pecking order.

What’s brown and white and flies all
over?
Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

What is a polygon ?
A dead parrot !

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !