A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he’s worry about getting seasick.
The doctor suggests, ”Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.”
The guy replies, ”Would that keep me from getting sick, Doc?”
The doctor says, ”No, but it’ll look real pretty in the water.”
How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.
Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty.
Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they
don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the
outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
What’s yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.
Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.
What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up
and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.