Funny Jokes at Jokes Village

The military commander had grown increasingly anxious over rumors of an impending air strike from the enemy. So, he summoned a corporal. “I want you to climb that mountain and report any signs of a military activity.”

The corporal trudged up the mountain. As soon as he crossed the ridge, he saw a squadron of planes heading their way.

“There are many planes coming!” he promptly radioed back.

“Friends or enemies?” the commander demanded urgently.

The corporal again lifted his binoculars to the sky. “They’re flying very closely together, he replied. “I think they must be friends.”.

Q: “How many members of the coalition does it

take to screw in a light bulb?”
A: “We are not prepared to
comment on specific numbers at this
time.”

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to

train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to
take off.

Q: What is Iraq’s
national bird ?
A:
Duck

Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot
and the Scud
Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Q: How is Saddam like Fred
Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Two paratrooper
recruits in a
plane:

- Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a
parachute.

- Is it mandatory to wear it?

- Sure. It’s raining
outside.

Recruits were shocked at the language the

sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier
asked:
“Sergeant, where did you le-arn your
language?”

“Learnit, hell, it’s a gift,” proudly informed the NCO.

The
theatrical manager exclaimed: “Your
last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown.
You enacted so well that
officer wounded on the battlefield. Your
suffering looked very much like
real.”

“It was. I’ve got a large nail in my shoe.”

“Well,” said the manager, “for heaven’s sake leave it in until the

end of the run of the play.”

- Who likes music? - asks a
commander.

- Two soldiers step forward.

- All right. I bought a piano.
Take it to my apartment on the fourth
floor.