Funny Jokes at Jokes Village

The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.

They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose - how to handle that great-uncle George, who was executed in the electric chair.

The author assured the family he could handle the story as tactfully as possible and was given the go-ahead to write the book.

The book appeared. It said “Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution and was attached to his position by the strongest of ties. His death came as a great shock.”.

What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?

A Mechanic.

Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some
haywire!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of

saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!

Why was the man sued by his
horse?
For
palomino-money!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because
bad news travels fast!

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry

Ice?
He was a sherbet!

Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they
hold the reins!

Why did the artist put on a show of
horse
paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He
thought he might get a kick out of it!