Archive for the ‘Apple jokes’ Category

Cannibal Food

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary. I’ve baked ‘em, I’ve roasted ‘em, I’ve stewed ‘em, I’ve barbequed ‘em, I’ve even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender.”

The second cannibal asks, “What kind of missionary do you use?”

The other replied, “You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.”

“Ah ha!” he replies. “No wonder.. those are friars!”

Apple jokes

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

What kind of apple has a
short temper?
A
crab apple.

Apple jokes

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

What is the left side of an apple?
The part
that you don’t eat.

Apple jokes

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A
pineapple.

Apple jokes

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

What did the apple say to the apple
pie?
“You’ve got some crust.”

Apple jokes

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

What did the worm want to do when he grew

up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Apple jokes

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Why don’t apples smile
when you go bobbing
?
Because they’re crab apples !

Apple jokes

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !

Apple jokes

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple !

Apple jokes

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said, ‘An Ape-lle
for the
teacher!’