Ant jokes
Monday, February 6th, 2006What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant
!
What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant
!
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
?
Ten ants !
What do you call an ant who lives with your great
uncle ?
Your great-ant !
What medicine would you give an ill ant
?
Antibiotics !
What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !
What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An
accountant !
What do you call an ant from overseas
?
Impartant
Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant !
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
?
An independant !
What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant
!