Archive for the ‘Ant jokes’ Category

Ant jokes

Monday, February 6th, 2006

What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant
!

Ant jokes

Monday, February 6th, 2006

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
?
Ten ants !

Ant jokes

Monday, February 6th, 2006

What do you call an ant who lives with your great

uncle ?
Your great-ant !

Ant jokes

Monday, February 6th, 2006

What medicine would you give an ill ant
?
Antibiotics !

Ant jokes

Monday, February 6th, 2006

What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !

Ant jokes

Monday, February 6th, 2006

What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An
accountant !

Ant jokes

Monday, February 6th, 2006

What do you call an ant from overseas
?
Impartant

Ant jokes

Monday, February 6th, 2006

Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant !

Ant jokes

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
?
An independant !

Ant jokes

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant
!