How do you get a kleenex to Dance? Put a little boogie in it! Clean one liner; Q. Why was the baby pen crying? A. Because his mum had been on a working on a long sentence. Clean knock knock: Knock Knock. Whos there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in .. its your buddies tomato & cucumber
Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They
Line Down 
My dance partner dumped me for my best
friend.
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don’t know, I never met him.
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind
of moosic you like !
Q. What’s the difference between a
line
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while
he hurts you.
Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!
What dance do you do when summer is
over?
Tango (tan go).
What is the difference between a dancer and a
duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on
her
beautiful legs.
What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.