Criminal jokes
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006Why would someone in jail want to catch the
measles?
So he could break out.
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Criminal jokes
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006Who was the world’s greatest thief
?
Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
Criminal jokes
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006Why do pens get sent to
prison ? To do
long sentences !
Criminal jokes
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006What was the parrot doing in prison ?
It
was a jail-bird !
Criminal jokes
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006Why are burglars such good tennis players
?
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Criminal jokes
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006Who is the
biggest gangster in the sea
?
Al Caprawn !
Criminal jokes
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006What do you call a robbery in China ?
A
Chinese take away !
Criminal jokes
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006What do you call a mayfly with a criminal
tendencies ?
Baddy long legs !
Criminal jokes
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006What do you get if you cross a bunch of
flowers
with a burglar ?
Robbery with violets !
Criminal jokes
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a
prisoner ?
A Kong - vict !