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Cowboy jokes

Monday, May 8th, 2006

Why did the cowboy’s car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.

Cowboy jokes

Monday, May 8th, 2006

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a

school ?
The deputy head !

Cowboy jokes

Monday, May 8th, 2006

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three

days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse’s
name is Friday!

Cowboy jokes

Monday, May 8th, 2006

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?

A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!

Cowboy jokes

Monday, May 8th, 2006

What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!

Cowboy jokes

Monday, May 8th, 2006

Where do cowboys cook their
meals?
On
the range.

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Sunday, May 7th, 2006

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back

on the ranch about his
first visit to a big-city church. “When
I got there, they had me park
my
old truck in the corral,” Joe
began.
“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more
worldly
fellow.
“I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe continued.

“The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.
“Inside the
door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on.
“That would be the
usher,” Charlie explained.
“Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Joe
said.
“You mean the aisle,” Charlie said.
“Then, he led me to a
stall and told me to sit there,” Joe continued.
“Pew,” Charlie
retorted.
“Yeah,” recalled Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said
when I sat
down
beside her.”

Cowboy jokes

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.

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Sunday, May 7th, 2006

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went
into the
saloon bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Cowboy jokes

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.