Happy Cowboy
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009Q: What do u call a happy cowboy?
A: Jolly Rancher
Archive for the ‘Cow jokes’ Category
“Mad Cow Disease” Joke
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.” The other cow replies, “I ain’t worried, it don’t affect us ducks.”
Worries about mad cow disease
Thursday, April 16th, 2009There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.”
The other cow replies, “I ain’t worried, it don’t affect us ducks.”
Cow jokes
Sunday, May 7th, 2006What is a cow’s
favourite TV show ?
Dr
Moo !
Cow jokes
Sunday, May 7th, 2006If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
you have ?
Plenty of milk !
Cow jokes
Sunday, May 7th, 2006What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper !
Cow jokes
Sunday, May 7th, 2006Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Because
they like being amoosed !
Cow jokes
Sunday, May 7th, 2006What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
?
A cow that can milk itself !
Cow jokes
Sunday, May 7th, 2006Q. What does a cow make when the sun
comes
out?
A. A shadow
Cow jokes
Sunday, May 7th, 2006What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
tanning
oil?
Pre-tanned leather.