Cannibal jokes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans).
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Cannibal jokes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give
them a hand !
Cannibal jokes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006What’s the definition of a cannibal?
Some
who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Cannibal jokes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006What do cannibal say when they say
grace?
”We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!”
Cannibal jokes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006What did the cannibal
say to the
explorer?
”Nice to meat you”!
Cannibal jokes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006What do pygmy cannibals eat for
breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!
Cannibal jokes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006What happened when the cannibal crossed the
Atlantic on
the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and
bring him the passenger
list!
Cannibal jokes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl
Lewis?
He gives them runs!
Cannibal jokes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006Why won’t cannibals eat Frank
Sinatra?
Because he’s always coming back!
Cannibal jokes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006What do sick cannibals have for
breakfast?
Vitamin bills!