Burger jokes
Thursday, March 30th, 2006Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Those that
are born under the sign of the Ham!
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Those that
are born under the sign of the Ham!
Which people do the
burgers hate?
The
ones who are always putting the bite on them!
Which political discussions between the
Russians
and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
The SALT
talks!
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger
cold?
BITING humour!
Who are the hamburgers favourite
people?
Vegetarians!
Who can beat any burger at golf?
Any LINKS
sausage!
Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Archie
Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!
Who is the hamburgers’ favourite
actress?
Candice Berger!
Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie
director?
Sizzle B. DeMille!
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in
Burger
Land?
The meatball heros!