Archive for the ‘Burger jokes’ Category

Burger jokes

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Those that
are born under the sign of the Ham!

Burger jokes

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Which people do the
burgers hate?
The
ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Burger jokes

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Which political discussions between the
Russians
and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
The SALT
talks!

Burger jokes

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger
cold?
BITING humour!

Burger jokes

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Who are the hamburgers favourite
people?
Vegetarians!

Burger jokes

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Who can beat any burger at golf?
Any LINKS
sausage!

Burger jokes

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Archie
Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!

Burger jokes

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Who is the hamburgers’ favourite
actress?
Candice Berger!

Burger jokes

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie

director?
Sizzle B. DeMille!

Burger jokes

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in
Burger
Land?
The meatball heros!