Mrs. Jones, mother of two, was observing her children playing in the snow. She called the oldest one inside to speak to him. “Bobby, I told you to share your toys with your brother.”
“I am sharing, Mom. He plays with the sled going up the hill, and I play with it going down.”
Teacher: What’s this a
picture
of ?
Class: Don’t know, Miss.
Teacher: It’s a
kangaroo.
Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ?
Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of
Australia.
Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them
Why did your
sister jump out
the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
A little demon came
home from
school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s
guts.’
‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your
sandwiches
again.’
Mother: Jared, get your little
sister’s hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it
strapped too tight under her
chin!
How do you know if your little
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on
whenever he opens his mouth !
My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend it on
her !
Do robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors !
Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Brother: Which is farther away-
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can
see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.