There was a brunette walking on a railroad track saying, ” 22, 22, 22, 22…”
A blonde walking near-by heard the brunette. So, the blonde asked if she could join the brunette.
The brunette said sure and together they said, ” 22, 22, 22, 22..”
Later on a train comes down the track. The brunette jumps off, but the blonde is not so lucky.
So, the brunette jumps back on the track after the train is gone and says, “23, 23, 23, 23…”
There are three girls going to a water park for the day. One is brunette, one is a redhead and the last is a blonde. When they get to the park, they see a Magic Wishing Slide. They decide to give it a go.
The brunette is the first to go down the slide. She yells ‘Monneeeeeeeey!!!’. When she shoots out of the end of the slide, she lands in a pool of money.
The redhead is next. She slides down and
yells ‘Chocccollate!!!’. When she shoots out of the end, she landed in a pool of chocolate.
The blonde slides down screaming ‘WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!’. When she shoots out of the end, she lands in a pool of…
…
…
…
…
WEE!!!
There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn’t let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping.
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait…
Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn’t figure out who the other
mother was.
Q: What do you
call a blonde holding a
balloon?
A: Siamese twins.
Q: Why don’t blonde’s like
audio-books?
A: There aren’t any pictures.
Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
three
times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the
punchline, and
once when she gets it.
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
before
dying of old age?
A: “Today children, we will learn our
ABC’s”
Q: What can save a
dying blonde?
A:
Hair transplants.