Aardvark jokes
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006What do you call an aardvark that writes
poems?
A bardvark!
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Aardvark jokes
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks
can’t?
Aardvarks don’t have trunks!
Aardvark jokes
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006What did the aardvark say when he lost
the
race to the ant?
If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em!
Aardvark jokes
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the
aardvark won by a
nose!
Aardvark jokes
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Aardvark jokes
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he’s got
ants in his pants!
Aardvark jokes
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006Why do aardvarks make undesirable
neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people’s
business!
Aardvark jokes
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A
yardvark!
Aardvark jokes
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006What do you call an road construction
aardvark?
A tarredvark!
Aardvark jokes
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
A
starredvark!