Funny Jokes at Jokes Village

What does a clam do on
his birthday?

He shellabrates!

The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
‘Excuse me
for disturbing you, ma’am,’ he said politely, ‘ but I
pass your
house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that
every
day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of

bread!’
‘That’s right.’
‘Every day you wallop him on the head
with a loaf of bread, and yet
this morning you were hitting him
with a chocolate cake….?’
‘Well, today is his birthday!’

Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the

typewriter so he could type ‘Happy Birthday’

Did you hear about the time
Eddy’s
sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in the oven.

Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to

give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
Helen: A nice
teapot.
Mum: But I’ve got a nice teapot.
Helen: No you haven’t.
I’ve just dropped it.

“Did you go shopping for my birthday

present?”
“Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.”
“What thing is
that?”
“Nothing!”

Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?

It was a Happy one!

“My birthday’s coming”
Do you know what I
need?”
“Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?”

Did you hear about the tree’s
birthday?

It was a sappy one!

Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

Because he always slobbers out the candles!