Bed jokes
Sunday, February 26th, 2006Why did the man take a pencil to
bed ?
To
draw the curtains !
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Bed jokes
Sunday, February 26th, 2006I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me
and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?”
I must have left
them in bed !
Bed jokes
Sunday, February 26th, 2006Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!
Bed jokes
Sunday, February 26th, 2006What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog
asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.
Bed jokes
Sunday, February 26th, 2006How do you know when there is an elephant under
your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !
Bed jokes
Sunday, February 26th, 2006What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas
!
Bed jokes
Saturday, February 25th, 2006What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool.
Bed jokes
Saturday, February 25th, 2006You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s
not
good for you to go to bed on a full stomach.
Oh, Mum. I
promise I’ll lay on my side.
Bed jokes
Saturday, February 25th, 2006I’d like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all
year.
Bed jokes
Saturday, February 25th, 2006Three boys were sharing
the same bed on
holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided
to sleep on the
floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he
might as well
get in to bed again. There’s lots of room now,’ he
said.