Funny Jokes at Jokes Village

Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon.

Billy Bob says, “Ya know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go.

“Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Betty Sue got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Betty Sue got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Betty Sue didn’t get pregnant again.”

Lester asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?”

Billy Bob says, “This year I’m taking Betty Sue WITH me.”

Thanks, George in Montgomery, AL.

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway.

What do you call the ring that worms leave round

the bath ?
The scum of the earth !

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A
shampoodle !

What animal do you look like when you get into
the
bath ?
A little bear !

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber
ducks !

How do you know that there’s a monster in your
bath?
You can’t get the shower curtain closed.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three

times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a

bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

Dr Frankenstein:
I’ve just invented
something that everyone in the world will want! You
know how you get a
nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it,
and you have to
clean the ring off?
Igor: Yes, I hate it.
Dr Frankenstein: Well,
you need never have a bathtub ring again! I’ve
invented the square
tub . . .